A RHYMING APOLOGY

I was sitting trying to relax,

cuddling Frunobulax

reading a book I've not read before

Promethea by Alan Moore

When I discovered something crap

and being an honest sort of chap,

I doff my cap on bended knee

and offer an apology

Some of the copies of this Gonzo Weekly

I mutter and explain so weekly

have the wrong cover on the magazine

with a mis-spelling of Keith Levene

and an article on 'Slice of Life'

(featuring me and my lovely wife)

which isn't out until next week

(I hope this stuff won't make you freak)

so please forgive my sad mistakes

just enjoy the mag for Goodness sakes