I rather like
BBC iPlayer. Recently it’s shown several
music related programmes that I would otherwise have been forced to buy, or at
the very least try to blag, in order to write about them in these hallowed
pages. For those of you who are not regulars, although the vast majority of
what appears on the Gonzo Daily has some relevance towards music, films or
books released by Gonzo Multimedia, sometimes I pull rank, claim editorial
privilege, and write about various music, book or film related subjects which
have nothing to do with our parent company whatsoever, but which interest me,
and I hope will interest the Gonzo readership.
A lot has
written about this newly released DVD of a 1981 concert by Muddy Waters during
which the Rolling Stones and various other luminaries took the stage. It has been heralded as an artefact of an
event of quite some historical significance, so my mother-in-law, Prudence the
dog, the orange cat and I sat down to watch it. Like all these things, it
turned out to be both more and less impressive that we had been led to believe.
First of all,
let’s get the cultural context bit out of the way. This has been portrayed as one of the grand
old men of the blues communing with his spiritual grandchildren who act as
acolytes as the aforementioned ‘grand old man’ somehow invokes the spirit of
the Houngan who met Robert Johnson at the crossroads, and spreads the magic of
the blues far and wide to a new generation.
Well, it’s not
like that at all.
First of all,
Muddy Waters (real name McKinley
Morganfield) was only 65, which makes him younger than any of the Rolling
Stones are now (although I have to admit this is a real-world 65, which is
considerably different to a western world rock aristocracy, complete with
Botox, nips and tucks and whatever other magic plastic surgeons, personal
trainers and dieticians can provide).
Secondly, the Rolling Stones were roughly 40 at the time, and
approaching middle-age, and with their best days creatively quite a long way
behind them. Thirdly, although the event has been portrayed as being more or
less spontaneous, the presence of quite a sophisticated TV crew would seem to
contradict this.
Now, don’t get me wrong. There are moments in this DVD which are truly
thrilling. Hoochie Coochie Man and Manish
Boy do hit the intensity of blues ecstasy that Dr John has been trying, and
failing, to achieve for years. There is
a genuine warmth between Muddy Waters and Mick Jagger who seem to be very fond
of each other and Muddy Waters’ band augmented by Messrs. Richards and Wood
cook up a demonic gumbo which is truly inspirational.
Unfortunately this takes place about a
third of the way through the DVD and things go downhill from then on. Muddy Waters breaks is spell that he has cast by inviting three more
guests – Buddy Guy, Junior Wells, and a very drunk Lefty Dizz – on to the
stage, and the whole thing becomes black showbiz almost instantaneously, and is
horribly reminiscent of one of the more irritating segments of the Cosby Show.
Somehow, Muddy Waters’ band (who weren’t actually terribly good, but have a
generous dollop of whatever the musical equivalent of genus loci is, are shunted off and replaced by the cream of
Chicago’s session musicians who can play significantly better but who have
about as much soul and integrity as a New Labour party political broadcast. Buddy Guy, looking somewhat like a TV
evangelist in an unflattering white suit, plays some fantastic guitar, and you
can see why when deciding to form Cream in 1966, the young Eric Clapton had modelled his modus operandi on
him. Junior Wells is very professional
but looks like a black Norman Wisdom. I
don’t think that it is racist to say that he was wearing a ridiculous hat. Lefty Dizz played and sang with flashes of
brilliance, but was so drunk that most of it was self-indulgent fret-wanking. Whereas Muddy Waters’ band had played off
each other organically, with two exceptions most of the all-star band were
trying to outdo each other, which was a great pity. The two exceptions were – surprisingly –
Keith Richards and Ronnie Wood who just looked pleased to be there. Keith in particular played some understated
and elegant guitar, and Ronnie Wood did his best.
The interesting thing was seeing how out
of place Mick Jagger was. At the time
the Rolling Stones were one of the biggest stadium rock bands in the world, and
it is obvious that Mick Jagger’s on stage movements had been honed to look
their best on a huge stage in front of an audience of tens of thousands. On a
tiny stage in an intimate blues club he looked out of place, uncomfortable, and
– at first, at least – more than slightly ridiculous. The fact that he was wearing a bright red
track suit was a rare fashion faux pas from somebody who has usually looked
eminently stylish over the last half-a-century.
It is difficult to know how to put this
next paragraph without being, or at least without seeming to be,
offensive. But I will try. Let me say as a disclaimer that I have no
political axe to grind, and that I am not meaning to offend anyone black or
white; but despite having spent decades pretending to be black, Mick Jagger was
just not as good at it as the natives.
He strutted and pouted, doing his best Tina Turner impersonation, but
next to Junior Wells, who despite the ridiculous hat, did have a natural sense
of rhythm, and was doing the same pouting and posturing as Jagger, poor young
Michael Philip from the London School of Economics just looked silly. My youngest step-daughter, a few years ago,
had a boyfriend from Eastern Europe and the
two of us would spend happy evenings getting mildly drunk and playing Command
and Conquer together. As any devotees of
this really rather good video game series will know, some of the main
characters are Russian, and come out with the most appalling Slavic clichés. I asked Ivan whether he found these clichés
offensive. After all, I said, I would
find an English video games character and wore a bowler hat and said “Spiffing,
top hole, old chap” all the time offensive to me as an Englishman. The trouble is, Ivan and I were both drunk at
the time, and I can’t remember his answer. I thought of him this evening, while
we watched Mick Jagger desperately trying to be black on stage with Muddy
Waters, and wondered whether any red-bloodied young negro would find Jagger’s
desperate aping of his culture just as offensive. I really wouldn’t be surprised.
Another thing which was painfully
obvious was that Muddy Waters was not much better at being a sidesman to Mick
Jagger than Mick Jagger was fulfilling the same role to the man who was, after
all, his mentor. There was obviously great love and respect between them, and
occasionally, like on the closing song Champagne
and Reefer they meshed perfectly and it really gelled. But most of the time, it didn’t, and one felt
mildly relieved when Jagger left the stage and went to sit down in the
audience.
Now, as regular readers will no doubt
know, I love the Rolling Stones, or at least the first two versions of them. They were at their best when they had a truly
inventive virtuoso on lead guitar. Brian
Jones was a genius, and Mick Taylor was – and is – my favourite lead guitar
player. Ronnie Wood just cannot compare
to them, and never has been able to. The fact that he has lasted 37 years with
the band as against Jones’ seven, and Taylor
One of the things that so many reviewers
have brought up whilst discussing this DVD is the old, irritating, and more
than slightly racist question: can white men play the blues? On the basis of this DVD, some of them
certainly can, just as some black men can try to upstage each other or be
irritatingly drunk buffoons. A curate’s
egg, but one that has made a tasty omelette.
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